Our Mission

Individual Therapy (For Husbands)

One-on-one therapy sessions designed specifically for men who:

• Flinch at delivery notifications
• Can identify Amazon boxes by sound alone
• Have said “We already have one” with zero success

Our therapists specialize in:

• Package Acceptance
• Charge Statement Coping
• Prime Day PTSD
• Controlled breathing during checkout review

❤️ Couples Counseling

Because sometimes love means compromise… and sometimes it means agreeing not to check the app after 9pm.

Couples counseling helps:

• Improve communication about “needs” vs. “same thing in a different color”
• Establish delivery boundaries (theoretical only)
• Translate phrases like “It was basically free” into real numbers
• Rebuild trust after “accidental” overnight shipping

Sessions are judgment-free and box-neutral.

👥 Group Support Meetings

Join other husbands who:

• Didn’t order anything
• Don’t know what’s in the box
• Are tired of hearing “Just return it”

Meetings include:

• Story sharing
• Nodding in agreement
• Long sighs
• Emotional healing through laughter

No registration required. Just bring your pain.

📚 Educational Resources

We provide guides and workshops on:

• Understanding Prime
• How carts multiply
• Why returns never happen
• Recognizing the early signs of “Just Browsing”

Knowledge is power. Or at least awareness.

📦 Emergency Support

If you experience:

• Multiple deliveries in one day
• Prime Day alerts
• A box larger than the item inside

Our emergency response includes:

• Calm reassurance
• “You’re not crazy” confirmations
• Reminders that it could always be worse